The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
Dean Winters probably has one of the best jobs. This + being Mariska’s TV bf…yupp, the dude’s livin the life lol
this cow is prettier than me
Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”
Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.