the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
"People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable."
- Our Bodies, Ourselves.